The Rare Purple Elephant - A much needed backstory

Hi readers!
Ive been incredibly sick since my last post, with lots of uncomfortable effects, which I will spare you the gruesomeness of hearing. So instead, I give you the next chapter of the story!!!! (First im going to describe some things that have changed though, sorry it is so late into the story)

If you didnt already know, it was 2516 AD in this story, and 95% of all animals had gone extinct, the only ones remaining were livestock. The moon, Mars and Venus have all been inhabited, and shortly after those, the majority of earth died, and air became scarce. On the brink of extinction, a scientist invented 'goolium', a creature that converted carbon dioxide into oxygen, with the potency of ten thousand trees, only taking up the space of a football field. Of course, this means that trees had no use, and despite over a decade of protests by most people, the leaders eventually just began calling it 'lumber relocation', but it was just sending all the trees into the lumber mills.
So, as of then, no human had ever actually seen a tree. There were articles online about it (books had all been burned due to their large space capacities; everything was online now), and there were a couple descriptions and memory implants passed down from those who had known what a tree was. Although trees were one of the last non-consumable foods to go extinct, most of the others were just forgotten, apart from some barely-ever-visited wikipedia sites, which STILL happened to be the biggest and (mostly) best online encyclopedia, despite what everybody still argues about it.
The current president, Michael O'Henry, stated that things were 'swell', and one of the two religions remaining (this one consisting of those who remembered life, which was known as Vivianity), versus the other one, Techanity which liked the new ways, and believed that humans deserved to be masters of the universe (as no other extraterrestrials had been discovered yet), and their current goal was to begin colonizing Mercury and Jupiter, despite Venus only being at 25% of possible population (2010's current earth population.)

Now, even without all that, how may they get enough space for food and housing? Well, of course, by now, the scientists had been forced to invent some things. They first figured out how to get solar panels up to ten thousand, six hundred and twelve times their power from 2010, not to mention batteries that had no limit on charge. That covered energy.

Food was grown underground with artificial light, as well as livestock. These were located on sublevels 4, 5, 6 and 7, which covered food. Sublevels 8 and 9 were storage, and sublevel 10 was where the oceans had been drained, 1/6 of it was closed off for fresh water. They couldnt go any deeper, due to too constant erosion.

Housing covered the entire surface of the planet, as well as sublevels 1, 2 and 3, not to mention the three uppersections, which were just basically floating properties, suspended by antigravity machines as large as a medium sized bathroom.
There was no need for roads, as teleporters had been invented soon on, and more housing had just been built there. Theft was basically at 0.8% of 2010 levels, but hacking (mainly of teleporters, internet, and bank accounts) had shot up by 600%

Three "Silos" located over the planet were where spaceships were launched, a three week journey was the average time between colonized planets, which were essentially the same as earth, as oxygen was produced by a couple gooliums here and there.

Back on religion, I would side with the Techanity religion, despite what I would do now (side with Vivianity). Facing the facts, animals were all extinct, apart from livestock, plants were extinct, apart from crops, and their cause was hopeless unless a new planet was colonized just for them. Techianity basically won.

Metal and such were harvested from the asteroid belt, and the approximate measure of humans altogether was 5,280,000,000,000,000. And judging by the amount of under the table operations by the PPU (people and planets united, equivalent of current united nations), they have defensive procedures in case of rebellion or hostile extraterrestrials. Country wars were over, as there was now only one per planet, unimaginably named the Terrans, Martians and Venusians. The population on the moon were considered Terrans.

These planet-nations...

ARGH!! MUST.. SToP... WrITing!!!!!

tO Be ConTinuED

Urgh...

Hi readers!
last night didn't end well: I was up half of the time coughing and shivering. I think that I didn't put enough blankets on :(.. Thats probably why it hurts quite a bit when I cough, not to mention the shivers.
I certainly learned my lesson on sleeping.. its time to get a sleeping bag, the ultimate warming blanket thing.. Today was a small day at school, nothing due, but I am missing out on one day of rehearsing for the next play, which is all about the final battle of troy, famous for it's trojan horse. I was a soldier guy in the play, but I am the most important person behindstage (the director, yup, thats me :D)... its not going to air for another two weeks, but every day counts. I hope my group was on top of it today..

I should be back on top of things tomorrow, but until then,
bye :)

Francis

These musics will make your head asplode. its fun :)

Hi guys.
I was wondering how many of you guys (my readers) listen to music oftenly.
I myself do a lot, and have found quite a few authors and music tracks that I think that people who read this blog may like quite a bit.
Today I give you a remixing group, or a group of people who change and touch up tracks for the listener's enjoyment (this certain group also sells them, but the vast majority of their tracks are on youtube, so you can listen to them if you want :)
This author(s?) is actually quite popular, so you might know him, but... erm.. i forgot what i was going to say.. um..
well, enough intro. The name of the group is Crazy Frog, and I think that they remix some songs INCREDIBLY AWESOME! (like Cotton Eye Joe, Popcorn, and We Are the Champions, the last 2 having their own videos). They do dozens of others, and I haven't heard them all, but most of them are pretty good. I would really recommend this remixer :D

On another note, its nearly time for the next part of the epic saga of the rare purple elephant!!! Yes, after the 2 month long cliffhanger, its finally time for the tale to continue! Yay! The next part will be posted tomorrow or the day after, and while not being all actiony yet, it will begin the final countown of epicawsumnsess, and I am quite sure that you guys will like it :)

So, until the next post,
Francis

It has been too long :(

Hi readers!!!
Its me, Francis, just to to give a heads up that we got back home!!!
I deeply appologize that I couldn't post during our stay, but the internet was sketchy at best, and a ways into the stay a monsoon trashed my computer's keyboard!
Ill update again soon though,
Bye :P

ATICAMA! WOO!

Hi readers! :D

As you already probably pieced together, me and my family are in our annual, Mexican getaway spot, Aticama!
Aticama is an awesome little village by the seaside (and by little, im reffering to a town.. with abosolutely NO internet cafe's or wifi's! (Save for my friend George, who goes by Jorje), which means posting will be rare from now on >.<
Back to what I was saying.. Aticama is a little fishing village in Nayarit, Mexico. It's always sunny and warm here (except at night, but thats kinda a no brainer), and the people are REALLY friendly, each and every one ^.^
Now, there are not too many people, i would say only about 750, so everybody knows everybody by now.
Although, on what the village looses in modern stuff, it really makes up for in food! There are at least 10 food shops in the town, each one good sized. There are also a dozen places selling ceviche (a reallly good food) and a few chicken stands. All in all, Aticama is the place to be, and the place where I am, and i like it!

So, until next post,
Xaviertrix

Its Blastofftime!!!

Yay!
Soon, we will be leaving Bob and Simona's house to get back on the open road.
The Arizona-Mexico border will be our next destination, one that is not very far away.
Earlier today, Pops and Bob went to the border to get the papers that would allow us to cross. However, due to what the newspaper said on how enormous the line was, they had to leave at 5 in the morning, the paper place opening at 8. Yeesh...

The stay here has been great, with lots of generosity from Simona and the very ill Bob, we have gained another experience to remember.

I will post when I have the chance again,

Xaviertrix

My EPIC sadness :'(

As you probably dont know, i have recently gotten into chatting.
As you also know, I am traveling
And thirdly that you know, my parents dont like it when I use the internet -.-
Fourthly, I like to use the internet. A lot.
Lastly, its nearly christmas

Now, what happens when you mix all of these together?

Well, apart from a little girl in the back seat making me with I could mute her, there is a boy who scrambles to use the internet at any opportunity, with two parents who scramble to stop him from being on the internet after a period of approximately forty-five minutes.
I try to chat, and for the first 20 minutes, someone is spying on me, be it my siblings (who desperately try to steal the computer to use for gaming whenever nobody older then age 15 is looking at them) or my parents, both of which limit what I can say on chat.
For example, you cant share embarrassing stories. an incredibly fun pastime.

I guess the reason Im addicted to chatting is that talking to parents about stuff is too awkward, and siblings wont know what im talking about -.-

So, in light of my recent departure to Aticama, I have been chatting a lot, as there are some people who I could usually talk to during school, but since Im going away for a while, are talking on gmail. Its confusing, and I cant really describe it, but it feels right to be chatting.

Of course, i can only do this occasionally, as i5 dosent have its own wifi, and when I get to somewhere with internet, my parents are always trying to get me to stop using it -.-

The only reason that I can chat is because 1. its chrismastime, and I can use that excuse :P
2, pops is secretly helping me, yay pops :P

So, I guess pops kinda understands, but mom dosent -.-

Kinda outa stuff to say for right now, so this is it for now :o

Xaviertrix